"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/11/2016 at 18:26 • Filed to: None
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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/11/2016 at 18:26 • Filed to: None | 2
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I’m still sweating.
jkm7680
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:29 |
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Have you smashed the shit out of it with a large book yet?
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:29 |
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You need to do what I do:
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TheHondaBro
> jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 18:30 |
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I flushed it down the toilet.
S65
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:30 |
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You need to burn your house
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jkm7680
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:32 |
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After smashing it?
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TheHondaBro
> jkm7680
09/11/2016 at 18:33 |
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No.
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jkm7680
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:33 |
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you disappoint me
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:34 |
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Well I’ll be damned. You sure did.
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TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:35 |
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Oh god, it’s going to swim back up!
PS9
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2016 at 18:48 |
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GAHHH FINALLY MY YEARS OF BROWSING OPPO ON A GIANT TV BITE ME IN THE ASS AAAAHHHHHH
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> PS9
09/11/2016 at 18:49 |
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Let me tell you what you DON’T want to bite you on the ass: this spider!
TheJWT
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 18:50 |
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Bonus room? Well aren’t we fancy!
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TheHondaBro
> TheJWT
09/11/2016 at 18:51 |
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So fawncy.
Amoore100
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 19:20 |
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That’s cute. We found double digit amounts of black widows when we were cleaning, at least three of which were that size scampering across the floor once we disturbed them. Boundless levels of nope.
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TheHondaBro
> Amoore100
09/11/2016 at 19:23 |
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You need the launch codes?
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Amoore100
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 19:30 |
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Yes please. There's still one that refuses to come out and I don't want to vacuum it because then I'll be terrified when I empty the vacuum. Dammit, why couldn't they just stay outside in the first place...
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TheHondaBro
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2016 at 20:17 |
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Unless you want the skin on your ass to fall off.
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TheHondaBro
> TheJWT
09/11/2016 at 20:17 |
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You should see my caviar room.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 22:09 |
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Oh fuck no. I’ll have a black widow, thanks. At least those don’t usually cause any serious damage and can be treated in a way that doesn’t require removing massive amounts of flesh.
Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 22:50 |
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According to this, you’re safe: http://www.orkin.com/other/spiders/… “An initial study of the hobo spider venom reported their venom to be a medical threat that would produce necrotic lesions. Subsequent research has dispelled this, and the spider is no longer considered a medically threatening spider.”
Also, this: “The males have a swollen appendage that appears menacing, but is merely the hobo spider’s reproductive organs."
wafflesnfalafel
> TheHondaBro
09/11/2016 at 22:56 |
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I squashed a huge one of those that came at me across our carpet last night. I’m live and let live until they start running at me...
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TheHondaBro
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/12/2016 at 00:06 |
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Hobo spiders are pretty docile and they generally don't want much to do with humans. I'd never, ever rather have a Black Widow.
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> TheHondaBro
09/12/2016 at 08:18 |
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I looked into them when you posted your Black Widow story... they aren’t as deadly as they have a reputation of being, unless you are a little kid or elderly. Mainly due to their small size. Also, they tend not to bother you unless directly threatened.
The Hobo’s on the other hand have the reputation of being dumb enough to attack anything that touches their web. And while their venom isn’t anywhere near as deadly as that of the Black Widow, it attack in a totally different way. Instead of using a neurotoxin that usually has no lasting effect on something the size of a human, it’s venom directly targets and kills the flesh. But you should know all that, you’re in their more preferred habitat.
All I’m saying is I’d rather a toxin that can be treated quickly and if it’s going to be fatal does it’s work quickly than one that requires months of intensive treatment and keeping the wound open.